Fur-weeeee-durm~~~!

I'm not going to say what you all already know. They are finally OVER! Dammit. Finally I get to play DotA, and its quite... FUN. Today's House Carnival was really screwed up. I got sub'ed 3 times. THREE TIMES, and i'm one of the three people in our house who can actually play hockey. And they let some f*gg**t son of a ****** get the stick and play like some idiot. How's dribbling behind your back fun eh? Oh lookie, I can dribble behind my back! Then I hit my legs, and I kick it cos it thought it's like soccer! Freggin people. A bit the smart la. Any way, I finally experience the Furweeeedurm, of fun , and especially of speech. Look who's always right!

"You're filthy, You're disgusting, and absolutely nauseating"

1) This is a quote from our dear friend, Mike Rowe who loves the dirty jobs. WHO THE HECK DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

2) The most filthy, disgusting and absolutely nauseating episode of Dirty Jobs is Leather Tanner on Season 5.

3) The most explosive episode of Mythbusters is the Hidenburg Explosion Myth.

4) The world is just awesome.

5) I love the mountains, the clear blue sky, big bridges, great whites fly, the whole world, the sights and sounds, the ocean, real dirty things, going fast, egyptian kings, the whole world, all its craziness, tornadoes, arachnids, hot magma, giant squids, the whole world, and its brilliance, and Stephen Hawking, the skydiver, the 2 astronauts and BOOM DE YADA

DISCOVERY CHANNEL ROCKS!

2 post in a day

This is me second post of ze day. Whateva

If you did not understand any part of the joke below, AND you have encountered Weetahdeeurm, then you are likely to be infected by Weetahdeeuris, a disease caused by Weetahdeeurm. On a second note beware of any signs and keep 7 feet away (as the source may move 1 foot per second) at any point of time. 

WHY DO OUR EXAMS END THE LATEST?!?

Randomness.

P.S. This post and the last post are talking complete rubbish and randomness. Any resemblance to reality or real life objects are entirely and completely coincidental, as well as vulgar, inappropriate and stupid. Thank you for your attention. Non-random stuff coming up on Monday.

Weetahdeeurm

For the past one month, people stopped blogging, crazy things happened in class (which will may decrease insulin levels of some people) and exams are here. Mugging is wrong, and it is also vulgar, inappropriate and schewpeed. We must all study for the benefit of our well being and stop  getting affected by a present source of radiation. 

Many agree that this source is starting from a new element called Weetahdeeurm. This element is element number 111, and for an unknown reason nature skipped creating element 1-10 to create 1-11. This replaces unununium, or whateva sheet. It is known to have very few nerve cells, no sorry, neurons, no actually neutrons. yah. and it has 1 proton in the pea sized nucleus and 111 electrons moving at an astonishingly slow processing and thinking speed. It is the largest atom of all, which probably takes up a space of what just fits into the human skull. It is highly radiative, and gives off element 110, which some people dubbed "Schewpeedeeurm". It has a half life of 40 years, and it will completely destroy itself at 80 years, which is suprisingly the lifetime of a human. Some Weetahdeeurm molecules are known to self-destruct at 13 years, however. It is still unknown where else it can be found, but if you see this large atom anywhere around, it has the tendency to displace all of the atoms within 11 feet range, killing 1111111111 skin cells as well. Please take precaution.