Back to (Bloody Shitty Crap) School

Well hey, who in the world would wanna spend time posting when u can play? So this is how it goes: when u can play, play. When yer supposed to do work, post, surf the web, pretend that yer doin research, then work. Of all subjects, I still think OC is the (second) worst. I mean, a house can burn down and burn up? Fill in a form by fillin it out? Savannah and saravana? That's why I propose we should give it up and study another language instead. If you're thinkin Chinese, get off my face.

Now, schools started and i'll start posting again. Someone tell me, how do you access the class blog. WHICH DAM IDIOT LOCKED IT UP?!?!?! Thanks.

Puny post

I promised some people I would post today (which is my B'day YEAH) so i did. BUT the real longish post comes tomorrow. Peenkie Pwomeese!

Fur-weeeee-durm~~~!

I'm not going to say what you all already know. They are finally OVER! Dammit. Finally I get to play DotA, and its quite... FUN. Today's House Carnival was really screwed up. I got sub'ed 3 times. THREE TIMES, and i'm one of the three people in our house who can actually play hockey. And they let some f*gg**t son of a ****** get the stick and play like some idiot. How's dribbling behind your back fun eh? Oh lookie, I can dribble behind my back! Then I hit my legs, and I kick it cos it thought it's like soccer! Freggin people. A bit the smart la. Any way, I finally experience the Furweeeedurm, of fun , and especially of speech. Look who's always right!

"You're filthy, You're disgusting, and absolutely nauseating"

1) This is a quote from our dear friend, Mike Rowe who loves the dirty jobs. WHO THE HECK DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

2) The most filthy, disgusting and absolutely nauseating episode of Dirty Jobs is Leather Tanner on Season 5.

3) The most explosive episode of Mythbusters is the Hidenburg Explosion Myth.

4) The world is just awesome.

5) I love the mountains, the clear blue sky, big bridges, great whites fly, the whole world, the sights and sounds, the ocean, real dirty things, going fast, egyptian kings, the whole world, all its craziness, tornadoes, arachnids, hot magma, giant squids, the whole world, and its brilliance, and Stephen Hawking, the skydiver, the 2 astronauts and BOOM DE YADA

DISCOVERY CHANNEL ROCKS!

2 post in a day

This is me second post of ze day. Whateva

If you did not understand any part of the joke below, AND you have encountered Weetahdeeurm, then you are likely to be infected by Weetahdeeuris, a disease caused by Weetahdeeurm. On a second note beware of any signs and keep 7 feet away (as the source may move 1 foot per second) at any point of time. 

WHY DO OUR EXAMS END THE LATEST?!?

Randomness.

P.S. This post and the last post are talking complete rubbish and randomness. Any resemblance to reality or real life objects are entirely and completely coincidental, as well as vulgar, inappropriate and stupid. Thank you for your attention. Non-random stuff coming up on Monday.

Weetahdeeurm

For the past one month, people stopped blogging, crazy things happened in class (which will may decrease insulin levels of some people) and exams are here. Mugging is wrong, and it is also vulgar, inappropriate and schewpeed. We must all study for the benefit of our well being and stop  getting affected by a present source of radiation. 

Many agree that this source is starting from a new element called Weetahdeeurm. This element is element number 111, and for an unknown reason nature skipped creating element 1-10 to create 1-11. This replaces unununium, or whateva sheet. It is known to have very few nerve cells, no sorry, neurons, no actually neutrons. yah. and it has 1 proton in the pea sized nucleus and 111 electrons moving at an astonishingly slow processing and thinking speed. It is the largest atom of all, which probably takes up a space of what just fits into the human skull. It is highly radiative, and gives off element 110, which some people dubbed "Schewpeedeeurm". It has a half life of 40 years, and it will completely destroy itself at 80 years, which is suprisingly the lifetime of a human. Some Weetahdeeurm molecules are known to self-destruct at 13 years, however. It is still unknown where else it can be found, but if you see this large atom anywhere around, it has the tendency to displace all of the atoms within 11 feet range, killing 1111111111 skin cells as well. Please take precaution.

Singapore... its a Cheena province rite?

Before the Grawn Pree, thats what all the ang mo's say. Singapore is so small, the ratio is almost comparable to: ant:Singapore = Singapore:World.  So the Grawn Pree has just passed half hour ago, and I don't really know what to say... Ferrari was really screwed up this time with Raikkonen and Massa like, losing out. Thanks to some bearsturd who turned on the green light to soon Massa left with his fuel pipe still on his bliddy car. I'm supposed to muggin right now, so I'll post again soon hopefully. XD

P.S. If yer cant read, Grawn Pree is Grand Prix is F1 finals

Sorry Part (III) took too long...

Part (III)

Teachers' Day on Friday! I got up extra early and got to school at the same time. Therefore I could have saved a few minutes of sleeping time. Anyway, for once Min Seok came in BEFORE assembly bell sounded and he brought his hisPhone along. Saw it, touched it, so I stayed out of the commotion when everyone went to taupok him. Teachers' Day logo was a complete rip off from heroes. Perhaps Captain Underwear or Boxer Boy ( I cant remember their names) just found out you can add "oe" at the end of Teachers to make it teacHEROES. After that, they teachers played a few games with the backstagers and they won by a very fair stand indeed. So fair, they're transparent.

After the whole thing, I gathered up with some of my ex-Rosythian schoolmates (including Ice) and we went over to J8 to eat lunch. Too bad Alex couldn't come along 'cos he was going with his b'ball friend back. We called up our schoolmates back at Hwa Chong and we went to watch WALL + E. Took up lots of time, so we went back to visit Rosyth a little late. Turned out that there were already HORDES of students (ex) there waiting, so we cope-ed a place at the fitness corner (which our principal PROMISED to change to a playground. Apparently not) and threw ourselves off the beam-balance like sticks on a... long stick. Never mind. Throughout the whole playing our principal (ex) kept screaming that she would somehow get the teachers down to meet us. At the end of it all (2 hours, which was just a little shorter thatn Wall.e) she dismissed us all WITHOUT us meeting our teachers. The only other reason I could find to go back THERE is to eat the mint chocolate chip ice cream of which I ate 2 bars that day. 'Cos I had to cool myself down after getting pissed off by that principal. NO OFFENCE!

Part (II) Cont.

Part (II) Cont.

I realised that I missed out one highly important fact on Thursday. Physics Teacher taught us for the last time and decided to bring us to the spanking cool new cool lab (which has an emergency shower in it, btw). He tested all our boxes and that left him a bit the busy, so our table (the restless ones) started to table-tennis over the whole portion of the lab located the NEAREST to the glass cabinets and DIRECTLY in view of the staff room. We aint givin any **** about it. I (in a highly futile attempt) tried to juggle the weightless pingpong ball but ended up saving it before it reached the floor and scraped my knee on the spanking uncool new uncool and SHARP floortiles. So throughout the ART lesson I sat with a make-shift bandage on my knee. It WAS necessary (THE WORD I SPELT WRONGLY FOR MY ENGLISH COMPREHENSION AND WAS DEDUCTED OF ONE MARK!!! SHEESH!) 'cos the blood kept coming out like never before and I couldn't leave my hand there for like forever, unless I chop my hand out which would result in MORE blood...

P.S I really hate Thursdays. Don't know why XD

Biotechnical Bubblewrap

Part (II): Swimming and the Biotech Fair

I woke up in the morning and realised that I had screwed up my ankle yesterday and might as well live on with it. It was raining, all right. Yeah, there will therefore be no assembly to due the overcast weather which may result in precipitation with the consequence of viruses entering our bodies. Whatever, there ain't no assembly. The moment I got into class I tried not to move around too much 'cos the bump in my shoe keeps **** my ankle around and its friggin pain. So when pokey came I pretty much GTAed the rest of the assembly away. I dont remember singing the National Anthem. I doubt they even played it. Anyway, Timmy came in and (as usual) told us some "administrative matters". Just then, the rain stopped. Right...

Next period was swimming so the water was friggin cold and I got in later than everyone else for I-cant-remember-what reason. Therefore I was the ONLY one not able to complete the endurance swimming. With less than 10m to completion. I hate Thursdays.

The Biotech fair was (severely) boring. Joseph dumped us in this big lecture theatre with lots of students from other schools. The first lecturer was really boring I almost fell asleep. The second one was completely money-minded and kept telling us how he was going to make his first billion (Australian I think) bucks. By then I gotten used to my screwed up ankle. So, Kevan and I went downstairs with the others (with exception of Seok and DT who convenintly went to the toilet) and queued up for food. On the way home, Clarence brought his bubblewrap so we mindlessly started popping it. From the trip, I learned that one RI student would take lim n tends to infinity time to pop 1m squared area of bubblewrap